I have until Friday to decide blonde or redhead and the pressure is killing me. Oh Africa. If only I had your problems.
I’m not pregnant. I didn’t die
Overheard in my living room: “Batman! Robin! Come in! You’re not Robin, you’re Lady Gaga!”
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kellyoxford: From Arise India Forum: “For many years I worked in palliative care. My patients were those who had gone home to die. Some incredibly special times were shared. I was with them for the last three to twelve weeks of their lives People grow a lot when they are faced with their own…
RT @AlbertBrooks: Does Santa ride a Harley and have a lot of tattoos? If not, some other fat guy is coming down my chimney.
MERRY ROBERT DOWNEY JUNIORMAS!
I put a pig ear in the mailbox with a note from Santa to kids: “Get your shit together or I send you the rest of the elf.” Christmas genius.